Eggroll!

Nothing to see here yet. Move along. Possible places to move along to:

RIAA Radar will tell you whether the CD you want to buy is safe or just helps get your friends sued. Also has top albums and other lists.
Opera Software - your new favorite web broswer - fast, standard, and lets you get rid of annoying website color schemes and images with one click
Slashdot - News for nerds. Stuff that matters.
Electronic Frontier Foundation - the major online rights organization in the US
whitehouse.org - yes, .org!
The Dinette Set - the comic to end all comics.
Spamusement! - Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

Blatantly biased Internet provider recommendation:

Cloud 29 has web hosting and dialups nationwide, and can provides dialup for a lower fee for low-income users and users with disablities.

Network problem and abuse reports should be sent to the administrator. (If you don't know how to find out who the administrator is, you should be asking your Internet provider to check out your report first anyway.)